BREAKING NEWS: Republican congressman has an affair with a — WOMAN!
May 10th, 2008 by Zaki

I know this is hard to believe, but this is a sex story about Republicans NOT involving a young boy.
Mr. “Family Values” Vito Fossella shreds his phony image.
WASHINGTON - Embattled and embarrassed by the confession he fathered a child from an extramarital affair, New York Rep. Vito Fossella is facing public calls for his resignation. Secluded with his family, he must decide if he wants to keep his job badly enough to grapple with the lingering questions and fallout from the scandal.
In admitting the affair and a secret child Thursday, the Republican lawmaker indicated he planned to stay in Congress for months to come…
Fossella’s personal life came apart at the seams after police stopped him for running a red light last week and charged him with drunken-driving. The arrest fueled scrutiny which led to revelations of an affair with a former Air Force officer, and a 3-year-old daughter with her.
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